There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits
Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
(kō'ĭ-tes - mam-uh-res) n. adj. Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis between the breasts. Usually accompanied by rhythmic movements, leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis in the region between her cleavage, neck and chin. A high-brow description of a sexual act also known as "titty-fucking".
Coitus: Origin, Latin, from past participle of coīre, to copulate.
Mammaris: Origin, mammary 1682, from French mammaire; from Latin mamma "breast," probably from the child's word for "mother."
So Biff. How did it go with Muffy last night?
Fairly well, old chap. Muffy said she was in her "scarlet phase". So, after the cotillion, we did a little coitus mammaris in the back of the Bentley behind the clubhouse. I was a tad annoyed when she used my ascot to clean her "pearl necklace" off.
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".