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I am so malpas today.
Malpas by DWyre123 December 2, 2018
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-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed
"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"
Malpass by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009
A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.
One year after the collapse of real estate markets, they remain mired in deep malaise
Malaise by Davester75 September 4, 2009

Rueil-Malmaison 

Rueil-Malmaison (zip code 92500) is statistically Europe's toughest and most dangerous city. Located in Paris western suburbs (Hauts-de-Seine, 92), this 80000+ inhabitants slum consist mostly of crime-ridden projects, long-abandoned factories and deserted offices.
The name of the city is unfortunately synonymous to nothing but gang-banging, drive-by shootings, random brutal assaults, drug and weapon traficking, skyhigh unemployment, urban decay and all other types of ill shit.
"Ya better check yaself before ya wreck yaself punk ass mothafukka. Ya see, Im da wrong n**** to f*** wit"
"And why iz that so, yo ?"
"Coz Im straight outta Rueil-Malmaison"
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"Yo bro, where ya goin' to ?"
"Im goin' on a business trip to Rueil-Malmaison, ya know what Im sayin' ?"
"Yo, ya crazy man. The minute you get there, ya best protect ya neck and watch ya back or you'll get your ass smocked"
Rueil-Malmaison by 6-REAL May 24, 2008
A general feeling of discomfort or fatigue, often due to sickness.
My Monday was clouded by feelings of malaise.
Malaise by ihatewom_332 March 28, 2020

Malpassed 

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.
I got totally Malpassed last night
Malpassed by Lazy lary November 15, 2010
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