Malpassed

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.

I got totally Malpassed last night

by Lazy lary November 15, 2010

Malpass

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

malpassicistic

An unhealthy obsession with all things mal
Derived from the American God Malpass, God of the awesome and of all things that are the best.

I changed my profile pic to malpass

-- you're so malpassicistic

by malpasslover1111 April 13, 2009

Malpass

From the French 'bad passage'. One who likes to dabble.

Up the bum, no harm done.

That girl is a right Malpass, up the bum no harm done!

by SevenEleven711 May 27, 2017

Malpansexual

When someone likes guys but also likes guys with female parts. Guy has to start out biologically a guy before he gets the male parts.

Tim is malpansexual likes guys but he also likes guys who have vaginas.
Jenifer likes guys but also likes guys with vaginas she is malpansexual.

by Making more words September 23, 2022