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-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed
"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"
Malpass by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009
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malpassicistic 

An unhealthy obsession with all things mal
Derived from the American God Malpass, God of the awesome and of all things that are the best.
I changed my profile pic to malpass

-- you're so malpassicistic
From the French 'bad passage'. One who likes to dabble.

Up the bum, no harm done.
That girl is a right Malpass, up the bum no harm done!
Malpass by SevenEleven711 May 27, 2017

Malpansexual 

When someone likes guys but also likes guys with female parts. Guy has to start out biologically a guy before he gets the male parts.
Tim is malpansexual likes guys but he also likes guys who have vaginas.
Jenifer likes guys but also likes guys with vaginas she is malpansexual.
Malpansexual by Making more words September 23, 2022
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