Maonaise 

The Russian way of saying Mayonnoise but be sure to say it in a Slav Accent

random fan: Heres some mayonnaise
SlavBoris: Cyka no, is Maonaise now lets get little snack

Maonaise by Maonaise? June 2, 2019

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

Is mayonaise an instrument? by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

mayonaise mama 

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

Chunky Mayonaise by timber12 November 1, 2010

mayonaise 

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

mayonaise by bohdave April 28, 2005

manaise 

spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.

After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.

manaise by Robby June 10, 2003