mired 

Redneck version of being stuck or dirty

"We took his truck out and got mired in the mud"
" that truck is so mired you can't see any paint "

mired by maine rednecks November 8, 2007

mired 

Contraction for "I'm tired."

"Mired. Must nap now."

mired by CameronIsCool September 3, 2005

mired 

Contraction for "I'm tired."

"Mired. Must nap now."

mired by CameronIsCool September 3, 2005

e-mired 

To be continuosly inundated with emails, so that one is prevented from accomplishing any measureable progress during the work day.

I'm totally e-mired this afternoon: one message out..... two more in!

e-mired by Richard Finn October 2, 2007

Mireia 

Mireia’s are the most amazing people the world has ever seen. They are beautiful inside out and are humble about it. They are absolutely brilliant and shock everyone they meet. They are always there for you and always will be. They are goofy and crazy and always know how to cheer you up. They make everyone around them happy and are never finished. Mireia’s have thick skin and can handle most situations, they usually won’t reveal when they need help though. They are the best friends you could ever ask for. If you don’t have a Mireia then I don’t know how you can survive. They have the silliest step fathers that like to squirt animals with water guns, a white cat who is cute and mean at the same time, and they have a mother who is sweet,caring and raised an amazing person. Mireia’s are absolutely sweet and will forgive easily but won’t forget. Don’t hurt her, her best friend will punch you in the face. If you have a mireia, love them with all your heart because they are the most amazing people in the whole wide world!

Mireia is perfect!
How is Mireia sooo amazing?

Mireia by Reggiegkdkc June 21, 2018

The Mierdas Touch 

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.

The Mierdas Touch by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018

McRed Zone 

The spot in the McDonalds drive through line in between the window where you pay and the window where you get your food. Often times there is a huge delay when you get here.

My God I have just paid and I am only one car away from my Mickey D's. Now I must endure the McRed Zone. I hope I make it there before the world ends.

McRed Zone by Con#1 July 13, 2012