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Redneck version of being stuck or dirty
"We took his truck out and got mired in the mud"
" that truck is so mired you can't see any paint "
mired by maine rednecks November 8, 2007
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"Mired. Must nap now."
mired by CameronIsCool September 3, 2005
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"Mired. Must nap now."
mired by CameronIsCool September 3, 2005
To be continuosly inundated with emails, so that one is prevented from accomplishing any measureable progress during the work day.
I'm totally e-mired this afternoon: one message out..... two more in!
e-mired by Richard Finn October 2, 2007
Mireia’s are the most amazing people the world has ever seen. They are beautiful inside out and are humble about it. They are absolutely brilliant and shock everyone they meet. They are always there for you and always will be. They are goofy and crazy and always know how to cheer you up. They make everyone around them happy and are never finished. Mireia’s have thick skin and can handle most situations, they usually won’t reveal when they need help though. They are the best friends you could ever ask for. If you don’t have a Mireia then I don’t know how you can survive. They have the silliest step fathers that like to squirt animals with water guns, a white cat who is cute and mean at the same time, and they have a mother who is sweet,caring and raised an amazing person. Mireia’s are absolutely sweet and will forgive easily but won’t forget. Don’t hurt her, her best friend will punch you in the face. If you have a mireia, love them with all your heart because they are the most amazing people in the whole wide world!
Mireia is perfect!
How is Mireia sooo amazing?
Mireia by Reggiegkdkc June 21, 2018

The Mierdas Touch 

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
Word of the Day on May 25, 2023

McRed Zone 

The spot in the McDonalds drive through line in between the window where you pay and the window where you get your food. Often times there is a huge delay when you get here.
My God I have just paid and I am only one car away from my Mickey D's. Now I must endure the McRed Zone. I hope I make it there before the world ends.
McRed Zone by Con#1 July 13, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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