malenaise

The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise

Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*

by Hand Solo July 12, 2006

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

Malemaism

An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.

A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.

South Africa's answer to a Bushism.

An example of some Malemaism's.

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"

"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"

"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"

"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"

by VryeBoer March 16, 2010

Malaise

A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.

One year after the collapse of real estate markets, they remain mired in deep malaise

by Davester75 September 4, 2009

Malaise

A general feeling of discomfort or fatigue, often due to sickness.

My Monday was clouded by feelings of malaise.

by ihatewom_332 March 28, 2020

Matenase

A white person that dances to amapiano

Come check out this matenase

by 5starr June 21, 2022

mayonaise mama

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

by gorilla tities April 25, 2010