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Is mayonaise an instrument?
This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?
No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...
Horse raddish is not an instrument either.
No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...
Horse raddish is not an instrument either.
Is mayonaise an instrument? by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016
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Malemaism
An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.
South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
An example of some Malemaism's.
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"
"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"
"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"
"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
Malaise
A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.
Malaise by Davester75 September 4, 2009
Malaise
Malaise by ihatewom_332 March 28, 2020
Matenase
mayonaise mama
mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010
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