Mallweist

A person who discriminates someone based on their zodiac sign

"i don't like cancers"

"Dude you're such a mallweist"

by Sibirski plavac January 31, 2021

mallesting

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.

Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.

by Lance P. August 18, 2007

maleist

the believe that men should have the same rights as women.

I'm a maleist and I think its wrong that its ok to stereotype men to do certain jobs such as DIY whilst its wrong to stereotype women to do jobs such as cleaning or cooking

by lbsf1 November 6, 2013

maleist

a male version of a feminist

John:”i can’t believe you can’t hit him”
Stewart:”It’s because he’s a maleist,it’s a hate crime”

by DaddyNashed October 30, 2019

maltheist

Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".

Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).

Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)

Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!

by thirical November 3, 2017

mahlmeister

A Mahlmeister tends to like expensive and preppy clothing. One of these people enjoys expensive cars, ray-bans, and p-coats. A Mahlmeister is also known for being a very classy hooker that only has one type of Herpes. A Mahlmeister also tends to be inconsiderate towards their friends emotions. A Mahlmeister is a pretty white girl that likes caramel fraps from Starbucks.

Oh look, his style is so Mahlmeister!

by JustThatAverageThrower December 13, 2013

mallecstasy

malicious ecstasy/pleasure or rejoicing in others' misfortunes especially the ones who you consider as your equal or who you even look upto.
this does not relate to joy experienced when defeating an enemy or beating competition. mallecstasy is worse than envy, in that it doesn't stop at being sad at other peoples' fortunes but it relishes the misfortunes of others.

preity: oh hi dahling! i bumped into ishita the other day n what do i say, but she looked so shabby n worn out and bitter! i hardly recognised her .. i guess her divorce has really taken a toll on her .... so sad! she was such a nice girl- gorgeous and kind... she was our poster girl! ... but now....
radhika: my my! u r squirming with happiness, arent u! called me to share your mallecstasy?

by kimkimmiblue December 6, 2011