Unbearable flatulence, often
times wet, directly resulting from the consumption of red
meat.
While on a date with a
man she met on backpage, Mal realized the restaurant did not serve impossible meat. So as not to make a fuss, she decided to roll the dice and ordered a
porter house. Sadly, she was on the wrong side of the bet and the only gasm she had that night was a Malgasm.
