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1. to gank, steal, or otherwise fuckup the rotation of the controller in a video game
2. to drop dice in such a way as to guarantee your desired outcome, thereby removing the chance element from the game.
3. to have a forehead that defies physics
4. the inablity to have an indoor voice.
5. to never win a tournament
Stop malising, fucktard.
malis by Shoe November 17, 2004
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malis phoung 

Malis is the name of flower which means Jasmine in Cambodian language. Malis is a popular name in Cambodia and parents are likely to name their daughters Malis when they want them to be pretty like Jasmine flower.
Phoung is the word used to count Jasmine flower Ex: 1 phoung, 2 phoung

Malis phoung is a great name.
My daughter’s name is Malis phoung.
I just bought this Jasmine 1 phoung from the market today.
Malis flower smells so good.
malis phoung by YMLP98 November 23, 2021
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Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia 

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia is Latin and is used on the SHD patch from Tom Clancy's The Division game.
Extremis malis extrema remedia when the city falls.

Mr. Malis 

A child pedophile that works at Abington Jr High
Mr. Malis told the girl to bend over
Mr. Malis by Daddy Malis April 5, 2019

ex malis eligere minima

Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)
He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.

maisarah 

Maisarah is from arabic words.

يسر.

Which means ease.

But 'Maisarah' means easiness, glorious, and sometimes it it used to say 'left wing' in a war. Used by Arab people.

Rasulullah p.b.u.h used to trade with a guy who named Maisarah.

Maisarah can be used to call a funny girl. Clever and always determine in what they do. Sometimes they are matured, sometimes annoying.
Teekay: Hahaha. You're so funny. I like to be your friend.

Maisarah: Well, you know me.
maisarah by KucingPandaiBerenang December 26, 2016

james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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