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One who is a malist is part of the malism way of life. This involves following one of five paths to enlightenment, engaging in wars and generally being a pretty cool kid.

Very few females are malists. This is because criteria was recently made to get in, and you have to have a penis to be a malist.
"Hi there, I'm a Christian", "Nice to meet you, I'm a Muslim", "Well I'm a malist!"
Malist by Malism.uk.tc December 5, 2011
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One who opposes the extreme ideas of feminism
John doesn't completely agree with Jane's extreme feminist ideas ; he's a malist
Malist by Emmariyoung August 10, 2019
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Malitrick 

In cricket when a bowler gets three wickets in three consecutive balls he\she bowled, it is called a Hat-Trick. But when a bowler gets four wickets in four consecutive balls, it is defined as a Malitrick since the only bowler to do it twice is Sri Lanka's Lasith Malinga.
Oh the bowler has a Malitrick, four wickets in four balls.
Malitrick by Shakthi.TCP September 6, 2019

Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.
Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.
Maniston by cupcake princess May 3, 2006

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia 

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia is Latin and is used on the SHD patch from Tom Clancy's The Division game.
Extremis malis extrema remedia when the city falls.

Malisaac 

"Malisaac" is the ship name between characters Isaac Lahey and Malia Tate on the MTV show, Teen Wolf. Even though they've never met, everyone knows they would be frigging perfect together. It's common knowledge.
"Stalia or Malisaac?"
"MALISAAC - No question"
Malisaac by Clary Herondale August 12, 2016
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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