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He's A Pretty Cool Guy. Someone's Last Name. You Can Always Talk To A Malicon When You Need To, They Are really Trustworthy And A Really Good Hugger. Also There Last Name Is So Fancy
"Hey Why Dont You Date That Guy"
"Nah...Im Waiting For A Malicon
Malicon by ronnie_mitch May 9, 2022
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chino maricon 

That's when a latin person mostly of Cuban or Puerto Rican decent insult a person of asian persuasion, basically calling them a faggot.
Que coño se piensa el chino maricon este?
chino maricon by DaddySweetDick September 26, 2010
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Perpetual Malcontent 

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.
A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.
Perpetual Malcontent by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009
Tony Montana: " You Fucking Maricons"
Maricon by Juan December 28, 2003

mariconada 

Mariconada: derived from the spanish word "maricón"-gay, faggot. Usually the acts of a maricon, but also all kinds of things that are "gay" or lame etc.
La última pelicula de Almodóvar es una mariconada!
mariconada by Pacheco March 10, 2004

mariconeria 

exaggerated and highly unnecessary political correctness.

the literal translation is 'gayness,' although the term is not a direct affront to an individual's sexual orientation.

jose: asere, porque estas llorando?
adrian: my girlfriend left me, man....
jose: lmfao!
tico:oye, you gotta stop esa mariconeria and man up, broder!
mariconeria by mandingo305 March 25, 2009

magiconda 

A magiconda is a penis so big It represent an anaconda and the "magi" comes from the guy being extremely good in the bedroom
girl1: have you heard about that guy?
girl2: no why?
girl1: he has a magiconda
magiconda by tomprince November 22, 2014
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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