Maler
A man who distributes penis into other men’s butts, in the same manner a mail man distributes mail into mailboxes.
Maler by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020
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professional quote maker
A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.
Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.
There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.
There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.
professional quote maker by sushiX3 April 13, 2013
Macer
One who is a dedicated fan of an American pop girl band, Megan & Liz, composed of fraternal twin sisters, Megan Mckinley Mace and Elizabeth Morgan Mace. Megan & Liz has garnered over 500,000 subscribers on their Youtube channel in a span of 4 years. Fans of Megan & Liz show their support by making themselves known as Macers.
mailer-demon
An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.
Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?
Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.
Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.
mailer-demon by Not John Vallone November 6, 2010
ice maker
The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it super awkward, right after meeting someone.
Dan: Hey, you're in my spanish class right? I'm Dan.
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm Christine. We should totally hang out some time.
Tony (butting in): Dude DAN we gotta go over to my place, we're gonna have a huge orgy with these Brazilian quadruplets.
Dan: Uh...
(Tony has introduced an ice maker.)
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm Christine. We should totally hang out some time.
Tony (butting in): Dude DAN we gotta go over to my place, we're gonna have a huge orgy with these Brazilian quadruplets.
Dan: Uh...
(Tony has introduced an ice maker.)
ice maker by Hollywood Swinging March 9, 2008
Word of the Day on March 12, 2008
Tent maker
Tent maker by Urban legenz January 28, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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