Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.

"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"

Malded by Ralsei <3 November 12, 2021

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.

"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."

malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

New Malden 

A pretty awesome place where the largest population of Koreans live, outside Korea

Guy 1: Hey, im going to New Malden!

Guy 2: No way dude - that's cool! Try not to get trampled by Koreans mind..

New Malden by Rosiieee August 24, 2009

Karl Malden 

A Vodka Soda with ice.

What would you like with your supper? I'll have a Karl Malden.

Karl Malden by King Festus September 26, 2005

Maldevera 

A kick ass thrash/death metal band from Dallas, TX.

Tom: Did you go see Maldevera last night?

Jeff: Hell yeah, they killed it!

Maldevera by deBubbleTrousers October 20, 2011

Maleducated

Having been deliberately and with malice of forethought indoctrinated with blatantly and demonstrably incorrect propaganda. Maleducation is most often associated with universities and colleges but can also be engaged in by corporations, political parties, media groups, and even peer groups.

Maleducation differs from miseducation in that there is ample evidence that material being taught as "fact" is not true and should be obvious whereas miseducation implies that the actual facts were not known or reasonably knowable when the information was being taught.

Her insistence in her belief that "good science" can be obtained from falsified data only served to underscore how thoroughly she had been maleducated.

Maleducated by JustTiredOfThis February 26, 2019