Maldar 

He’s the nicest human being on earth. He’s there for you when nobody else is he’s an angel. You need a Maldar in your life. He will listen to you all the time and you can tell him everything and he will keep that a secret.

Elia: I’m so lonely

Erik: go talk to Maldar he will make you happy

Maldar by Elieli132132 December 3, 2022

Madara Marc Exclusive 

An underrated beat producer who really needs some more attention if I’m being honest. His style is very different from most people and it’s really cool. You may not like his beats at first but the more you listen to them the better they get. And before you ask, no, I’m not him. Just a fan wanting to spread a message.

“Yo have you heard of this beat producer called Madara Marc Exclusive?”
“No I haven’t but I’ll check him out!”

Madara Marc Exclusive by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch January 13, 2021

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

Madara Uchiha 

A freaking overpowered character from Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto. He is really cool and an antagonist. He hates/loves his rival Hashirama Senju.

"Damn, Madara is powerful!"-Shinobi Alliance (in their heads)
"Run! It's Madara Uchiha!"-Shinobi Alliance

Madara Uchiha by Tomioka-san May 1, 2020

malware

software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer

most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware

malware by FuckMalware June 18, 2011

MalWare

MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.

MalWare by IES4LYFE November 22, 2017

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020