Maccoon 

this person definitely likes raccoons or mac and cheese
and a furry 100% a furry

oh! look its maccoon
oh yup thats them

Maccoon by definitely_not_maccoon September 19, 2022

Malcoon

a pimple headed freak who is attracted to skanks who work at red rooster

Brendan mead

Malcoon by Rolly April 2, 2003

mancoon 

A mancoon is a wild beast, one half fat man and one half racoon. The mancoon live in the woods and only come out during night, usually during bon fires. If you see their glowing eyes in the woods make yourself apperant by making loud noise to scare the creature away. If in close quarters with one or a group hide all pizza and babes, offer the coon a beer in hopes it will pass by. They often attempt to steal pizza, beers, and babes. During mating season they often pass gas to get the best racoon or man nearby. However if their attempt to mate fails because the stench be so gnarly they often blame the neatest passerby.

Although common in North America, the wild mancoon became extinct in Mexico and the U.S. by the 17th century, but wild breeding populations have recently returned in some areas, particularly Michigan, following escapes from camp sites.

In Greek mythology mancoon's are particularly well known. Believed to be decendents from the Greek wanna-be God known as scum-seros the first living man known to have intercourse with a racoon.

When in a group they are refered to as a convention... ya know like a gay one... mancoons are also gay... seros is gay...

Hey bro that mancoon is about to steal our za.

Put a lid on the garbage can other wise the mancoon's will cause a rukus

"hey, get that mancoon, he stole our beeeer"

"hey did u fart" "no it must have been that mancoon..."

hey doesnt that mancoon know thats not a babe hes trying to fuck it's just our friend seros..

mancoon by BOBelectric eel March 6, 2008

Macoon 

A macoon is a swag word typically said in a high pitched voice, it can mean anything you want it to mean. It originates from the giant MACDONALDS built in Minecraft but due to the fact that Minecraft is all cubes it looked more like MACOON then MACDON so yeah macoon was born

Wow you hair is so macoon today!
My dad died today:( macoon

Macoon by Hotcumdaddy October 17, 2021

oatmeal maccroni 

A disgusting meal that aliens eat

Eww Oatmeal Maccronini gross

oatmeal maccroni by Da lol troll man April 13, 2017

Shaan Mackoon 

He looks like a homeless man,he thinks hes strong but hes not,he sometimes acts drunk,he has no life,

Shaan Mackoon

Shaan Mackoon by gamertrx October 19, 2020

alex maccongay 

lanky skinny gay ginger nonce

alex: hi how are you?
girls: ewwww hes ginger he must be an alex maccongay

alex maccongay by uhguhiehfseufu March 26, 2019