Malacarne

A small animal that is usually found in the Southern most regions of Africa. This animal eats its own waste products and smells like rotten meat.

We went hunting for a wild Malacarne and we were forced to turn away because of the stench

by Webster mccormick sandman April 12, 2007

malacaria

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc

I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.

by Cadet C July 20, 2008

malacrew

a group of people who like anal sex, and those who perform such acts. the malacrew is led by malakee, whose anus has been ripped open many times before by bucky, her boy toy. sadly, the malacrew has been rapidly growing in numbers recently. the only way out of the malacrew, is by recieving the chaps.

malakee: as a part of the malacrew, you must perform anal on me

bucky: let's rip it open

by anti-malacrew September 26, 2006

Malacrea

a super hot guy who is really smart. He complains that his dick hurts a lot though. He will laugh and have fun with you. But gets mood swings ALOT!

He is such a malacrea, hot but smart. We need to go out.

by kjadsgfkhsfhjrnfgjkuuusdjhu7 April 25, 2010

malacan

A pet that you can adopt at the website www.venetopia.com

My pet is a Malacan, and his name is PureEvil.

by Alexi August 31, 2003

Masacare

To Kill with Kindness!

Derived from the word massacre, Masacare means to kill or destroy a person, group of people or an entity for the greater good.

This Masacare will bring great justice for all!

I'll join the game after I Masacare this annoying motherfucker, he's ruining everybody's day.

I can't help but feel if someone would just Masacare the KKK we would all sleep a little better.

If I Masacare your ex he can't hurt you no more.

Google has been in the news about tax evasion lol its been a Masacare!

by Total Digression May 20, 2017

Malcarne

whiny insecure boy-girl that can't handle life

Wow, look at that Malcarne crying over spilled milk.

by Anonymous January 6, 2005