Malcarne

whiny insecure boy-girl that can't handle life

Wow, look at that Malcarne crying over spilled milk.

by Anonymous January 6, 2005

Malacarne

A small animal that is usually found in the Southern most regions of Africa. This animal eats its own waste products and smells like rotten meat.

We went hunting for a wild Malacarne and we were forced to turn away because of the stench

by Webster mccormick sandman April 12, 2007