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A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.
Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.
by KJM0907 December 31, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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