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MalMystic

Usually a registered sex offender, word comes from the Australian outback where a MalMystic hunts kids and kangaroos to do his bidding. Some would call them a Mystic instead of MalMystic but real ones know the Mal is what defines a MalMystic, this creature is truly something and his forehead isn't the only huge body part he has.
'MalMystic gave me a lovely run last night!' My 12 year old son said to me.
by Joycey17butsounds14 June 19, 2021
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