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Maionna is a small or fun sized girl. She likes all kinds of songs and music in different genres.She’s smart and fun to be around at times, but on her bad side she can be mouthy and hurtful.she’s a good girlfriend because she’s the loyalist girl you’ll meet but also can be in a lot of mood swings in one day.She’s literally like a ride or die.
Maionna is the best gf and friend because she’s loyal
Maionna by Anobody43141 November 25, 2021
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Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

marionna 

Marionna is a pretty girl that doesn't care about what anybody said about her .She keeps moving on with her life. She funny ,freaky , annoying, smart,weird, marionna is everything, get you a marionna
marionna is the best
marionna by GETYOUONE May 9, 2018

Mayonnaise 

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials
"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"
fresh mayonnaise by deeveeesss October 15, 2021