Mahtivities

The actions and decisions made by people incapable of human thoughts. Describes the activities of wild monkeys as well as prehistoric apes, or that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday; actions taken by a person who would undoubtedly be taken by natural selection, a human dodo bird. Blissful ignorance.

You didn’t wake up for your exam this morning? That’s some mahtivities bro.

by Huugh Jasss August 18, 2025

Mactivities

the term given to womanising, setting speed cameras alight, popping ecstasy, viagra and then fucking a cake.

"Got up to some crazy mactivities last night, can't remember half of it, but I managed to bed a Victoria'

by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

Mantivities

Any event that three or more men partake in that involves heavy drinking, hunting, fishing, exerting large amounts of testosterone, and or hitting on women.

"Sorry baby, Clayton, Paul and I have a day full of mantivities, I don't have time to go to Bed Bath and Beyond."

by Bradford1868 April 27, 2010

Maxtivities

The act of doing something so profound and unintelligent, it can only be thought of and acted out by those with the name Max.

Noah: Did you hear max had 9 shots of Jack Daniel’s before going out with his parents?

Jasmine: he can’t stop doing those Maxtivities

by Noah027 June 21, 2023

Mantivities

The act of performing any such activities deemed "manly" such as watching sports while drinking beer and eating chips.

It's the weekend - I've worked all week so let's get the guys together for some mantivities.

by The Don Chuckyyy August 7, 2011

mattivities

Activities/hobbies your average Matt or Matthew would do on a Tuesday at 3pm for example. Things can include kitesurfing, longboarding, all you can eat oyster bars, cliffjumping, mountain climbing, and shopping for a pair of sunglasses at a Walgreens.

Matt: Kyle, you wanna catch some wind with me at the park and get AYCE oysters?

Kyle: bro youre an EMT, I cant stand your Mattivities right now, besides its a fucking Wednesday afternoon.

by awesomeness128402747201836 July 3, 2024