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Mahtivities

The actions and decisions made by people incapable of human thoughts. Describes the activities of wild monkeys as well as prehistoric apes, or that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday; actions taken by a person who would undoubtedly be taken by natural selection, a human dodo bird. Blissful ignorance.
You didn’t wake up for your exam this morning? That’s some mahtivities bro.
by Huugh Jasss August 18, 2025
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