mattivities

Activities/hobbies your average Matt or Matthew would do on a Tuesday at 3pm for example. Things can include kitesurfing, longboarding, all you can eat oyster bars, cliffjumping, mountain climbing, and shopping for a pair of sunglasses at a Walgreens.
Matt: Kyle, you wanna catch some wind with me at the park and get AYCE oysters?

Kyle: bro youre an EMT, I cant stand your Mattivities right now, besides its a fucking Wednesday afternoon.
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hace frio

Code for when immigration and customs enforcement (ICE) is heavy in a certain area. Hace Frio translates to “its cold,” the cold referencing ICE.
Texas may be hot, but hace frio in that state.
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passport hoe

The female counterpart for a passport bro. Passport hoes feel its better to evade Western men who expect 50/50 and a trad wife simultaneously.
I went on a date last night and he asked me “what do I bring to the table” while asking me to pay for my food. Time to be a passport hoe.
by awesomeness128402747201836 October 27, 2023
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