Mahova

The cutest, most handsome, loyal, charming and sweet guy you will ever meet. He has his shit together and a lot of people are intimidated by his many abilities, looks and intelligence. But the people he's close to know how kindhearted he actually is. Hubby material. 10/10. Perfect guy. Has all the traits someone would want in a partner.

'There's nothing Mahova can't do, it's kinda scary... He's goals.'

'I think I have a crush on Mahova, he's just so cute 🥺'

Mahova by Mueslii November 22, 2021

Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorating Mahogany by salu1999 May 25, 2010

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

Mahogany Doors by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013

mahoganie 

a pretty girl with all jordans and has boys falling in love with her, dont forget she is the best at basketball

bro last week mahoganie crossed johnny.

mahoganie by momo_to_saucyy April 4, 2017

Mahopac High School 

The worst school ever. The whole Mahopac school system is shit, but Mahopac High School is the worst out of all five schools. This school is a vaper's paradise since the school doesn't do shit to stop them. The same goes for druggies. Everyone at this school is extremely fake, so if you're looking for real friends, leave Mahopac. The only decent people are the nerdy freshman boys. The teachers suck dick and don't give a shit about any of the students. There's even a teacher that has taught drunk before. Several times. Everyone says this school is awesome, but really it is a fucking dumpster fire. All the students hate it with a burning passion. Mahopac High School should burn in a hell of blazing wasps.

Mahopac High School makes me want to kill myself
My friends and I all failed out of Mahopac High School

Mahopac High School by Bitcharoux November 25, 2018

mahomala 

1)mahomala
2)german for happy birthday

1)im so mahomala right now
2)did you get the Mahomala
3)can i borrow a mahomala

mahomala by Brandon Godfrey March 7, 2008

Mahowald 

A small tribe in the region North Dakota. Centered around the villiage of Bismarck, these indigenous people survive on wild game, nuts, and berries (although they are slowly learning the ways of the white man). If you should encounter a Mahowald, back slowly away while making "wooing" sounds. This will distract it long enough to get away safely.

AHHHH!!! IT'S A MAHOWALD!!!

Mahowald by itsnotdan April 15, 2011