Mahopac

A middle class suburban down in Mahopac, New York, named after the once toxic lake in which the students of the middle school currently reside. It is a uncultured town, filled with Guido Italians, pot smoking skater kids, and snoody rich white folk. Joe Torre once lived there while he still coached the New York Yankee's but since his career was going to the back nine, he moved, leaving the town with its only source of interest. What remains is a large group of teenage children who are usually bored and think that by drinking alcohol in their parents basement, hanging out at the Stop And Shop, or the McDonald's parking lot gives them some sort of "cool" factor. They fail to realize that this is just a precursor to their eventual downfall in society. Basically, it blows.

Tom: Hey Sean, you wanna go to McDonalds?

Sean: No, we'll probably see Vinny Pot's and Pans or some retarded pot head sophomores from Mahopac there.

Tom: Man this town sucks. Let's go to JV.

by LocAsian March 24, 2009

Mahopac

A semi-wealthy town, comparable to most towns in westchester county, right in the beginning of putnam county. Originally, Mahopac was strictly a vacation town for wealthy people from New York City. Now, it is a fully active suburban town teeming with soccer moms. It is a town known for nothing more than its beautiful lake, great lacrosse program, and its fruitful abundance of the delicious vodka called Popov.

I spent the majority of my senior summer wasted on lake Mahopac.

by Mahopac Maniac November 16, 2006

mahopac

a middle-class town in putnam county new york where there is an exorbitant amount of guidos, druggies and just an assortment of uneducated and uncultured people. The public school systems used to be fairly decent, but every year they get worse, especially Mahopac High School. However, there are a good amount of decent people, but the town in general is boring, uneducated and undeveloped, much unlike the very nice westchester county to the south.
Unfortunately, most people in the town do not yet posess the knowledge that they live in a shithole.

mahopac: noun
shittiest town in the planet.

by arc9292 October 29, 2007

mahopac

A suburban town in upstate New York filled drugged up/std ridden students who have conservitive republican and racist parents

I saw a sharpie up that cheerleaders nose! she must be from mahopac

by cullenlover88 February 23, 2008

mahopac

semi-wealthy community in weschester/ at the beginning of putnum county. known for its good wrestling team and std ridden students

I wouldn't hit that shes from mahopac.
that skanks from mahopac.

by kdog67854321 April 27, 2007

Mahopac

Small Town in Putnam County, New York. 3 main elementary schools, 1 middle school and 1 high school. Very amazing place to just chill. They have the best people on the planet there.

Taylor: Where should we go on vacay?
John: How about Mahopac? its cute and quiet.
Taylor: good choice.

by Sophiee. April 16, 2007

Mahopac High School

The worst school ever. The whole Mahopac school system is shit, but Mahopac High School is the worst out of all five schools. This school is a vaper's paradise since the school doesn't do shit to stop them. The same goes for druggies. Everyone at this school is extremely fake, so if you're looking for real friends, leave Mahopac. The only decent people are the nerdy freshman boys. The teachers suck dick and don't give a shit about any of the students. There's even a teacher that has taught drunk before. Several times. Everyone says this school is awesome, but really it is a fucking dumpster fire. All the students hate it with a burning passion. Mahopac High School should burn in a hell of blazing wasps.

Mahopac High School makes me want to kill myself
My friends and I all failed out of Mahopac High School

by Bitcharoux November 25, 2018