Mahogamy 

Having a relationship with only one wood for the rest of your life.

Practicing Mahogamy was a way to show my other furniture that I was committed...

Mahogamy by dirtsquadbitch October 2, 2010

mahogamy 

The practice of only having sex with fat chicks.

"Jason Dodge could get cute girls, but mahogamy is so much easier."

mahogamy by SirBox March 14, 2003

Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorating Mahogany by salu1999 May 25, 2010

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

Mahogany Doors by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013

mahogany lox

The prettiest girl ever! DJ at Magcon also a viner and singer. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her. She had great fashion too.

Mahogany Lox is so beautiful.
I want to be like Mahogany Lox.

mahogany lox by LittleWhitesides! October 16, 2014

mahogany canoe 

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

mahogany canoe by s english February 9, 2005

mahogany boner 

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.

TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.

mahogany boner by 420 BLAZER September 10, 2013