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Mayodenoche

A man once trusted a YouTube video to say mayonnaise correctly... it did not.
Man: "Now I would trust him to say Mayonnaise"
Video: "Mayodenoche"
Man: "WHAAAAAA"
Mayodenoche by Tight Buns April 6, 2023
Related Words
Mahode • mahoney • Mahomey • Mahder • Mahadev • mahde • mahdeen • Mahomet • Mahone • Mayodenoche
Rando 1 : "Wow have you seen Mahder?"
Rando 2 : "weirdo"
Mahder by Muddy Dee March 2, 2021

Alexander Mahone 

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.
"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"

mahonebone 

A nickname given to those with the last name Mahoney, this nickname was first developed in 2015 by an unknown person. (MAY - hOn - bone)
Hey what’s up mahonebone
mahonebone by The mahonebone June 4, 2019

Patrick Mahomes 

The quarter back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Some people compare this specimen to god. Also know for having a very strong arm. This nigga also sounds like Kermit the frog.
Example:
Dude1: Yoooo I just saw Patrick Mahomes!
Dude2: Dont you mean GOD...
Dude1: Totaly Dude
Dude2: Dude
Dude1: Dude
It’s an uncommon name with its roots in the Chinese language. The name denotes success and wealth. It consists of two parts:

“Mao” and “De”. Wearers of that name are said to harbor an enourmous amount of intellect and individual skill in a variety of different video games, like League of Legends, Company of Heroes and Counter Strike: Global Offensive. His Social integrity is very distinctive, so he has no problem with nourishing his friendships. Sometimes you can detect minor autism outbreaks, but that’s because he can’t quite handle his awesomeness.
Person 1: look at this (insert n-word)!

Person 1: he fine!
Person 2: that’s not a (insert n-word), that’s Maode!
Person 2: but you’re right, he fine as hell!!!
Maode by ProfessionalAssEater420 February 10, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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