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magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

magnolia texas 

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

Steel Magnolia 

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.
She's a steel magnolia.
Steel Magnolia by Dolly Parton August 31, 2014

Steel Magnolia 

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.
She's a steel magnolia.
Steel Magnolia by Dolly Parton August 31, 2014

The Magnolia Bowl 

An over compromising technique that Ole Miss fans use in, terms of football, to delude themselves into thinking that they actually have a rivalry with LSU.
LSU fan #1: Are you going to The Magnolia Bowl?

LSU fan # 2: You mean that woodshed beating we give Ole Miss every year?
The Magnolia Bowl by HS22 November 22, 2009

magnoliafan 

The one who brings balance to the force.
Lucas turned to the dark side, but Magnoliafan saved Episodes I and II.
magnoliafan by totipotentsoul December 19, 2004