An uneducated, usually retarded, hillbilly from magnolia. Commonly very self absorbed and unconcerned with anyone except themselves. Not uncommon to be found drunk or high, unemployed and on government assistance.
Magnolian onion a dish best prepared by oriental pearl of Epping ( center of the universe) foolishly named Magnolian chicken but don’t let that fool you it’s all onions.
Damn Charlie what’s the sense of bringing that Magnolian onion home it’s just onion!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).