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USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
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A metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. Also used by security services as their 499mm length does not classify them as a baton.
That boy over there deserves a maglite beating.
Maglite by Raiks September 26, 2004

Magitek Armor 

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III
Magitek Armor by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Magitek Knight

1. One who pilots Magitek Armor.
2. A knight who can use magic.
I was just walking through Narshe one time and I got owned by a Magitek Knight.
Magitek Knight by sbm August 1, 2003
(pronounced mah-gah-stay) Traditional republican greeting once one has achieved true American greatness.
"The border is secure! Magaste, my white American brothers!"
magaste by finaglerz November 15, 2018

MAGATERF 

a combination of MAGA and TERF used to describe women or gay men conflicted with wanting rights but also following trump and their internalized homophobia/misogyny. The trans-exclusionary complex also stems from the trump-worshipping complex.

The worst people to be around.
Friend 1: “God damn can she just pick a side. It’s like she’s fighting against herself.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, she’s a fucking MAGATERF.”
MAGATERF by 3th@nb June 15, 2020