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A metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. Also used by security services as their 499mm length does not classify them as a baton.
That boy over there deserves a maglite beating.
Maglite by Raiks September 26, 2004
Words you can keep
An aircraft aluminum flashlight. Favored by the LAPD. only for use against mexicans
Maglite by IrishRepublicanArmy November 27, 2003
(N) Maglite (pronounced Mag-Light or Fag-Light). The term Maglite is commonly used for being over zealous on forum post counts with useless information. It will make you dumber by reading the posts.
That faglite Maglite is up to like 10,000 posts by posting perverted little girl pictures
Maglite by Haters_Gonna_Hate October 31, 2013
A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.
Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of spanner are you?
maglite by edjog December 19, 2005

Maglite Mouth 

When your upper and lower front teeth get knocked out by a large flash light, usually after challenging an officer’s authority.
He keeps talking all this sovereign citizen shit to cops. I give it two months before he comes back home with maglite mouth.
Maglite Mouth by Cxt_tech September 29, 2018

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

Magitek Armor 

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III
Magitek Armor by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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