lasers 

coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.

"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"

lasers by KPrinz July 3, 2009

Lasers 

"See you later." Evolution from using "Laters" in place of "Later".
Mostly useful for geeky, computer savy smart types.

Person 1: "Dude, I gotta go, I'm gonna be late."
Person 2: "Cool man, I'll catch you laters."
Person 1: "Alright, lasers."

Lasers by Sue Tissue December 9, 2008

lasers 

Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.

Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?

Jamie: Lasers...

lasers by vietnam 68 June 28, 2007

lasers 

a combination of laters and a loser

'i dont understand what you are saying'
'lasers'

lasers by queen jobo May 2, 2005

lasers 

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.

Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.

lasers by TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY June 12, 2006

Lasers 

Anything that is trash, garbage, basura, doo-doo, wack, dreadful, awful, terrible, repugnant...see where I'm going with this?

Just bend over, your head is Lasers

Lasers by Lupe Fiascoe March 17, 2011

Lasers Genitals 

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Lasers Genitals by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017