Magitician

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When Magic and Mathematics need to coexist on the same horizon in-time in order to completely operate a mad-theory similar to alchemy. These archaic pontificator’s use paradoxical- persuasion and apply them to religious hypotheses to vigorously massage one’s mind into submission. These folks are more dangerous than a sea lawyer in BFE handing out 100 year old CONUS advice.

1000AD, 1843 and 1844, 1982, 1994 a few examples of work the magitician was supposed to reverse engineer or decipher to decide when a good date was to fate their congregation and damn a nation.

Magitician by Styledogg September 11, 2011

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The Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006

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Magitician • magician • Magicianing • Magician's Handkerchief • Magicians Sleeve • matician • MAGAGICIAN • magicianal • Magicianary • Magicianed

financial magician

Other word for a scammer.

„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician“

financial magician by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020

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Little Magician

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.

I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)

Little Magician by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

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Meat Magician

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.

The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard

Meat Magician by Nicktacular August 10, 2009

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dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.

I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.

dick magician by Call me Richard January 9, 2017

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the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

the slippery magician by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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