Magitician

When Magic and Mathematics need to coexist on the same horizon in-time in order to completely operate a mad-theory similar to alchemy. These archaic pontificator’s use paradoxical- persuasion and apply them to religious hypotheses to vigorously massage one’s mind into submission. These folks are more dangerous than a sea lawyer in BFE handing out 100 year old CONUS advice.

1000AD, 1843 and 1844, 1982, 1994 a few examples of work the magitician was supposed to reverse engineer or decipher to decide when a good date was to fate their congregation and damn a nation.

Magitician by Styledogg September 11, 2011

The Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006

financial magician 

Other word for a scammer.

„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician“

financial magician by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020

Little Magician 

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.

I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)

Little Magician by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

Meat Magician 

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.

The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard

Meat Magician by Nicktacular August 10, 2009

dick magician 

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.

I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.

dick magician by Call me Richard January 9, 2017

the slippery magician 

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

the slippery magician by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006