magicianal
magicianal by Hunter567 October 25, 2011
Words you can keep
The Magician
The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*
Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*
Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006
Related Words
financial magician
„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,
I prefer to be called a financial magician“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,
I prefer to be called a financial magician“
financial magician by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020
Little Magician
Little Magician by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014
Meat Magician
A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
Meat Magician by Nicktacular August 10, 2009
dick magician
A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.
dick magician by Call me Richard January 9, 2017
the slippery magician
the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
the slippery magician by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026