Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.
Symptoms include: extremely
low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express
happinessThis disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class
men.
Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in
high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep
rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the
freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's
just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
