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Maggot Cry

Maggot Cry: Means when you got some people you despise that beg to be in the same position as you in something when didn't do a thing to deserve it, making pussy-ass excuses and instead of attempting to evolve from their maggot state, they just act like total parasites, licking all the ass they can to avoid facing the responsibility and or consequence of their Actions, Like the Maggots they are.
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they will Maggot cry, specially on them cringy corny apology vids
by Kyled May 4, 2020
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Maggotry

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.
I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.
by A Devotee of Maggotry May 10, 2011
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maggotry

Maggot-like behaviour, where "maggot" is defined as either an incredibly drunk, or clumsy person. Maggotry is the term for the pinnacle of drunkenness, clumsiness, or perhaps a mixture of the two. Can refer to scenes of utter destruction, usually with a side of hilarity or irony.

Drunk maggotry could refer to regurgitation, injuries, getting in a fight and/or arrested.

Instances of clumsy maggotry would be smashing a huge project merely minutes before it's due or crashing a car because you were frantically trying to rid yourself of the Justin Bieber song that just got on the radio.
Sean had a party at home while his parents were away, but was stunned by the maggotry that ensued.
by DreCali November 3, 2010
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maggotery

1. Behavioural patterns that people take up to make them thrive on rot.
2. Behaviours, both conscious and unconscious that are typical of people who have profited so well from a rotten system that they will go to any length to keep the system rotten.

Rotten systems breed maggots.

If the rot lasts for too long, it may have regular organisms start adapting to behave like maggots... hunters adapting to scavenging for instance.

For the human species, the systems are typical of most societies that were ruled by proxy as opposed to full foreign occupation with sheer military might.
During the colonial period, the foreign looters had to collaborate with the "low-lives" in the society and give them a lot of power over the rest of the populace.

This is usually an incubation period and if they last long enough, the low-lifers/bottom feeders become dominant.

As a result, the environment gets to "ferment" under the putridness of "Low-lifer" dominance and that becomes the new normal.

They thrive for so long that they take over the structure of the societies and become strong principalities unto themselves.
Also, because the rot forms a "fully-living" system, they're efficient at treating anyone that tries to clean it as an attacker/foreign body.
e.g

Protester 1: "We just want the police to stop killing us randomly and selling our parts for money. Why are people trying so hard to silence us?"

Protester 2: "It's just maggotery bro. That racket has been going on for decades and they have grown wealthy and powerful from the profits."

e.g

Citizen1: "Look! Refugees are fleeing from that massacre of last night, let's front a non-profit and pretend to help them so we can cash out."
Citizen2: "Ewww! That's maggotery."
by Capn Hack Sparrow November 3, 2020
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