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Suckling
Noun: Person who uses every oppurtunity he/she gets to brag arrogantly about how he/she got drunk, high, wasted, or anything else considered gangster
Suckling by Swagsurferr September 28, 2010
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Suckling Pig
A morbidly obese male that smells like ripe cheese that has an obnoxious and unhealthy obsession with lactating female breasts. Suckling Pigs generally troll Craigslist and other social media sites and post ads and comments in their zest for lactating females.
Did you see that ad on Craigslist the other day looking for a lactating female willing to share her milk?
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Suckling Pig by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
suckling cow
A sexual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). Use at own risk. Do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.
If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends
If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends
Person 1: Why do i have vinegary pubes in my mouth?
Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
Person 1: (Throws up)
Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
Person 1: (Throws up)
suckling cow by Lumberjill April 12, 2008
Suckling the Dolphin
Suckling the Dolphin by Beardedbromigo September 21, 2018
Suckling Disease
a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.
when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.
Suckling Disease by Gun Boy August 23, 2010
Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
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