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magdalen college school

Very chavy school based from a posh area of oxford, often called as the posh kids they are known for their academic excellence. Mcs also have a rivaly with a school named Abingdon, Abingdon are cunts.

Mary Magdalen Fetish 

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."

Magdalena 

A girl who is hard to get. She doesnt trust or fall in love quite easily. Shes a strong independent girl who is always caring to others. Shes always laughing & smiling. She loves everyone & all she wants in return is someone to love her back. She isnt a complicated girl, & any guy would be lucky to be with her. Shes very understanding & gives great advice. She is always looking to have a great time, & can be the life of the party.Her inner beauty is great as well as her outer beauty along with her flowing hair. Everyday with her is a new adventure. With her, you may never know everything about her. She’s a mystery that youll always want more. Her personality is one of a kind. You must becareful because she has a soft heart, yet disguises it very well. When she’s down, you won’t be able to tell, but if you can, let her know that things will be okay, & she’ll brighten up. She’ll give you a hug everytime she sees you, & with each hug, you know what a great friend you have. She’s the sexiest person, she is tricky though she puts up a wall and its strong so no one can knock it down. she is strong, independent is a bitch to assholes and when someone pisses her of she goes full on bitch mode and will get the best comebacks every boy wants to date her her friends are all jealous of her body and beauty.
Any guy would die to have a Magdalena
Magdalena by Lover nandez May 19, 2018

Magdalini 

A person unlike any other. Someone who’s always willing to put others first, even when that means putting herself down to bring others up. She always makes time for her friends, no matter what the time of day is or if she’s busy. If you have a Magdalini in your life, never let her go.
Bethany: “ Did you see Jeff’s new girlfriend? She’s an absolute model.”
Franklin: “yeah, she’s a total Magdalini.”
Magdalini by risingwestern May 14, 2018

Magdalena 

A girl that doesn't trust or fall too easily, she has amazing eyes and loves to meet new people she hides her insecurities but little does she know she is amazingly beautiful inside and out , her Prince Charming is with her all night .magdalena is funny and talented
I want a Magdalena now

Magdalena 

The most caring soul out there, and the most amazing best friend you can ever ask for.
Though she has a sharp tongue at times, she will never say something other than the truth.
The most honest and caring person you can ever find. Beautiful and hilarious, Magdalena's the perfect other half.
Magdalena's beautiful like a bird.
Magdalena by chocobuns August 29, 2017
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