madtard 

of or relating to being extremly mad and stupid at the same time thus being madly retarded

Mr. Smith, "IT WON'T WORK, THE DOOR IS LOCKED. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."

madtard by Yet another Daniel Nielsen January 18, 2009

Madtard 

Noun - A person who is so insecure in their lameness, they feel the need to appeal to others by using the prefix Mad to their name. Often an effort to detract from their lower intellect and insignificance.

That MadGeordie is a total Madtard.

Madtard by RectileDysfunktion February 4, 2021

mawtard 

A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.

Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.

Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.

The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.

The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards

mawtard by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016

madhardrhumba 

The act of taking one from behind so aggressively and relentlessly that they blissfully pass into a state of semi-conciousness

Syed was dazed after a night of madhardrhumba with Christian

madhardrhumba by pear_tree July 15, 2010

mactard 

Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.

You might be a mactard if...

1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.

2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.

5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.

6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.

7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.

8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...

9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.

10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)

and one to grow on:

11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.

mactard by recovering mactard March 23, 2011

mawtard 

Any obnoxious, anti-social, mentally disturbed, physically deformed, inbred retard. Usually from socially isolated, lifeless, joyless shitholes like Mawdesley - a tiny cunts paradise in the arse end of nowhere

I just got cut up by a fat old scowling cunt in a Range Rover. Fucking Mawtard.

mawtard by mawded September 4, 2016

Mactard 

Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.

Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?

Mactard by slickenstein February 7, 2010