Mr. Smith, "IT WON'T WORK, THE DOOR IS LOCKED. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."
by Yet another Daniel Nielsen January 18, 2009
Get the madtard mug.Noun - A person who is so insecure in their lameness, they feel the need to appeal to others by using the prefix Mad to their name. Often an effort to detract from their lower intellect and insignificance.
That MadGeordie is a total Madtard.
by RectileDysfunktion February 4, 2021
Get the Madtard mug.A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.
Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.
Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.
Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.
The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016
Get the mawtard mug.The act of taking one from behind so aggressively and relentlessly that they blissfully pass into a state of semi-conciousness
by pear_tree July 15, 2010
Get the madhardrhumba mug.Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.
You might be a mactard if...
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
by recovering mactard March 23, 2011
Get the mactard mug.Any obnoxious, anti-social, mentally disturbed, physically deformed, inbred retard. Usually from socially isolated, lifeless, joyless shitholes like Mawdesley - a tiny cunts paradise in the arse end of nowhere
by mawded September 4, 2016
Get the mawtard mug.Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.
Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?
by slickenstein February 7, 2010
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