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a person who is so dumb they can't even say what they are.
your so frikin matarded!!!
matarded by stew pididiot December 3, 2007
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Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.
Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.
matarded by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011

McTarded 

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.
Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.
McTarded by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006
Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.
Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008
Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.
Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

Madtarded 

A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.
"Dude. They are talking about putting a toll on Lakeshore Drive."
"WTF yo!? That sounds madtarded!"
Madtarded by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011

Matharded 

The lack of intelligence or comprehension in subjects related to mathematics
Steve's so bad at algebra, I think he might be Matharded
Matharded by Gryphster October 5, 2011
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