Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.
Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.
by D-Money-Maorty September 11, 2011
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