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The single most amazing and retardedly short person in existence. Her size has been estimated from 2-5 feet, we're not quite sure. She has many nicknames, from Madsters, to Mad Cow Disease, to Lenny. Known to use lame phrases such as 'cool beans' 'awesome sauce' and 'DAYUM'. Has a slight eyebrow twitch when irritated and is claimed to be 'vertically challenged'. Will pound you with her tiny fists or aim skilled karate chops at your face if you piss her off. She is the owner of a round, delicious badonkadonk, or ghetto bootay. Many people claim she is crazy, but really, they just can't handle her extreme level of awesomeness. Throws tic tacs back like they're goin' out of style. Her size has been estimated from 2-5 feet, we're not quite sure.
Hey madds, how's the weather down there?
That madds is one kick-ass midget!
Madds by Fight for midget rights. February 2, 2009
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Madden King 

1. Adj. Person disposition which is constantly angry.
2. N. A person usually adult who acts like a gangster and usually living in their mothers house, usually has children and no job and plays video games frequently.
1. Adj. explaining the character of a friends "attitude" whom constantly overacts. "Madden king slaps girlfriend over making him get killed in call of duty"
2. N. A person living at home with parents freeloading. "Madden king still hasn't left home."
Madden King by Ghostly bear August 30, 2013

all-madden 

possessing qualities or talents well-above average
Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.

Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.
all-madden by chochmaster May 30, 2010
When you are taking an amphetamine like Adderall and then smoke Marijuana later. This produces a mental experience characterized with:

1.) Open and free thought.
2.) Detailed and deep thought.
3.) Euphoria.

Your mileage may vary based on your basal mental capacity and current mental state; but in general, you will find that the content of your speech could best be described as witty and profound at the same time.

You should only take Madderall on weekends, vacations or in the late afternoon after you are done with professional obligations. Marijuana combined with Adderall produces a cerebral effect where you might feel that you are using a much higher percentage of your brain's sensory and processing ability. Adderall causes you to take in a high volume of information at an abnormally fast rate while marijuana allows you to process this information a deeper and more creative level.

In essence, marijuana negates one of the biggest draw backs of Adderall, the loss of creativity.
Madderall's effects are most useful in social settings where people are not socially reserved or conservative. Around people who appreciates wit and openness, a person taking Madderall will flourish and win over crowds.

Biggest Risk: Carelessness due to not paying enough attention to the details of your physical surroundings. Possible forgetfulness manifesting itself in losing your keys, cell phone, or wallet.

At risk population: People with certain psychiatric imbalances, particularly those with depression or manic-depressive disorder, should take greater caution since Adderall on it's own may induce a manic episode; the pot doesn't help...
Madderall by sammee m January 19, 2010

Maddie Tucker 

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.
I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday
Maddie Tucker by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019
Similar to badass a crazy person with no brain who be lit
Yo she be madass
Madass by Imafailure August 16, 2019

Richard Madden 

A gorgeous looking fella with a gorgeous accent. BEWARE!! If you stare too long at Richard Madden you may become pregnant. Many are jealous of his big, fluffy pillow lips and his Frank Sinatra eyes. His body, personality, ass, big dick, accent and talent makes him the perfect man.
“You’re okay, but you’re not Richard Madden”
Richard Madden by PinappleSocks July 11, 2019
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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