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MadMoney by Sfv dick bag February 17, 2020
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mad money 

1. A large amount of cash.
2. An amount of cash a person keeps on hand for emergencies.
3. (both M's capitalized) A popular CNBC TV show in which financial analyst Jim Cramer offers stock tips.
1. I sold some of my old toys on eBay and made mad money off them.
2. When you go out on a date, you should bring some "mad money" with you so that if your date leaves you at the restaurant or movie, you can take a cab home.
3. "Mad Money" is by far the most entertaining financial-advice show on TV.
mad money by Marc412 April 14, 2006

mad money 

Money kept for unlikely contingencies, for example a rather unsuccessful date.
My boyfriend wanted to have sex in his car last night but I didn't. Good thing I had mad money so I could buy a train ticket home.
mad money by empirexstate January 25, 2007

mad money 

Small change you carry around, just in case.
A girl needs mad money, my mother always said.
mad money by Anne Sonnichsen December 28, 2007

mad money 

The money that allows you to tell your date to kick rock.
I shall always have some mad money for the cab home.
mad money by Her Serene Highness February 21, 2015

mad money 

an overwhelmingly annoying stock-info show hosted by a man who gets overly excited about stocks
The guy on Mad Money uses sound effects to make stocks more exciting
mad money by holly golightly721 September 2, 2005

mad money 

someone with a large amount of money
mad money by zekeharris February 11, 2006
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"My salad days,
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