Macquisition

To acquire or purchase an apple macintosh computer. Term coined by Jim Hill.

We went on a Macquisition Tuesday. We came back from the store with a MacBook Pro.

by Chris Corriveau April 22, 2008

indigenous acquisition

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"

Yeah, Scott have me that vest, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an indigenous acquisition.

by Vapor S. Thompson June 20, 2012

aboriginal acquisition

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"

Yeah, I did score this jacket for free from Johnny, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an aboriginal acquisition.

by Vapor S. Thompson June 20, 2012

acquisitionitis

the disease of desiring to acquire.

Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.

by snappy2 April 28, 2008

illegal beverage acquisition

when a shady, scheisty, or questionable individual walks into a fastfood restaurant and refills their cup with their beverage of choice in a different fastfood branded cup than the restaurant they're in, and walks out of the restaurant.

While dining at the McDonalds across Figueroa Street from USC in Los Angeles, J.R. and I noticed a questionable individual making an illegal beverage acquistion with an In-N-Out cup. The individual in question was successful in his illegal beverage acquisition, had a look on his face as if to say, "There's nothing to see here, move along." Needless to say the questionable individual did not issue McDonalds a Mc Thank You.

by bookerTdub March 14, 2010

sacquisition

An acquisition for a sac of marijuana.

Me and my boy BO VICE had a successful sacquisition last night. Needless to say, we were stoned as balls.

by dunknasty September 10, 2010

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!

I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.

by andrew rules! July 14, 2006