Machuga

The last name in a lineage of greats. These people are more than mere mortals. They are gods, divine beings of power that could overthrow countries, and bring regimes crumbling to the ground in a matter of hours. But no, they have more important things to do in life.

The beauty of even only one Machuga is enough to make anyone go blind at the first sight. Machugas’ are blessed with strength and talents far beyond the capabilities of even what a simple human mind can conjure into thought. Merely being on the same continent as a Machuga is enough to make you start feeling the effects almost immediately.

If you ever meet a Machuga, consider yourself lucky. You have just met the most impeccable person you have ever, or will ever meet. If you manage to become friends with one, you are safe from all harm throughout perpetuity for as long as you shall live.

NEVER!!! Underestimate a Machuga. Even the smallest of the bunch is capable of eradicating every fiber of your being.

Did you see that incredibly stunning, strong, and intelligent person? They must be a Machuga.

by 4514201514 December 2, 2023

Machigainai

adj.
1. Without mistake
2. Undoubtedly

"Sakki no jutsu, machigainai, Rasenganda!"
Meaning:
The jutsu undoubtedly is the Rasengan.

by ShashankS December 9, 2009

RubTub Machuggin'

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.

"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John

by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011

mashugana

A yiddish term used as an exclamation to describe something as crazy or bizarre.

Oy veh, that putz has got to be mashugana to think I would go out with him!!

by Miss maya January 7, 2006

Machucando

Spanish word meaning 'smashing.'

Commonly used in the Reggaeton scene to describe dancing (smashing the girl's rear.) Popularized by Daddy Yankee with his song "Machucando."

Mira como Carlos esta machucando con esa nena.
Look how Carlos is 'machucando'with that chick.

by SoFLA September 10, 2008

macougar

An older celebrity woman who chases younger celebrity men in an attempt to stay relevant.

Madonna chases after younger high profile men in an attempt to stay relevant, and in the public eye.....Macougar.

by no-bod-e January 28, 2009

Machuka

The act of delivering a blow to an object with deadly force, usually leaving the said object completely annihilated. Most commonly exclaimed by the native peoples of the South American country, Ecuador, right before delivering the final blow.

Frustrated seeing his ex-wife with his best friend, Pablo could not stop himself from imagining himself silence his friend with one well placed Machuka.

by Dgads January 18, 2011