Machogay

The only way to retain some sort masculinity while dancing to a cheesy pop song, such as ‘Shake it off’ by Taylor Swift.

“Dude, I don’t even know how to dance to this song, it’s way too cheesy.”
“Just do the machogay bop, brah.”

Machogay by The O’Sullivans October 21, 2018

Macho Gay Touching (MGT) 

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.

Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!

Macho Gay Touching (MGT) by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009

Macho Gay Touching (MGT) 

When a man and another man harbor secret sexual desires for each other (either known or unknown) and use 'many' gestures to express their passion without others knowing. Gestures can include: Back thumping, head locks, and arm punches being held a little too long, and turn into arm around shoulders. Being completely manly of course.

1 goes up to 2 and forcefully pats back as a way of greeting, and lingering a little too long. Fist bumping and holding it there. Coming up behind someone sitting and putting hands on shoulders.

Oblivious people see it as macho men's way of greeting each other, more aware people see it as Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Can also include things such as sharing meals, and buying matching shirts, even though they are not included in the "touching" aspect.

Macho Gay Touching (MGT) by PikFish November 18, 2009