MacEwan

A rat hole where the failures and dropouts go after they find out they can't make it at the University of Alberta.

Bob: Did you hear that Jim dropped out?
Jack: What's he up to now?
Bob: I hear he applied to MacEwan.
Jack: Poor kid...

by Badland Bob March 13, 2017

macwanker

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).

{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)

by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005

Washing Machwank

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

Macwanking

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.

I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.

by Noodles17 February 7, 2010

Fraser McEwan

Sex God, yum and tasty

Heard of a Fraser McEwan? “Yeah he’s a sex god”

by _sex_godess June 28, 2018

MacEgan

The biggest pimp on the block; the teacher of pimpology; the mac daddy of all mac daddies.

That dude is more than just a mac daddy, hes MacEgan

by Johngson October 30, 2008

maceman

a word used to describe someone made for big moments

“This is where the real maceman is made”.

by CubicScorpion November 1, 2022