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macwanker 

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)
macwanker by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005
Related Words

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity
Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

Macwanking 

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.
I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.
Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010

Fraser McEwan

Sex God, yum and tasty
Heard of a Fraser McEwan? “Yeah he’s a sex god”
Fraser McEwan by _sex_godess June 28, 2018
The biggest pimp on the block; the teacher of pimpology; the mac daddy of all mac daddies.
That dude is more than just a mac daddy, hes MacEgan
MacEgan by Johngson October 30, 2008
a word used to describe someone made for big moments
This is where the real maceman is made”.
maceman by CubicScorpion November 1, 2022