An employee of the United Penile Service, thier job is to deliver males to other men for homosex and other devious activities related to gay sex. A tip for the maleman would often include a round or five of butt jousting.

Bob- man I'm bored, i could for something cool and fun

Dave- I know, let's have the Maleman cum... come over and bring us a guy!

Bob- sweet deal

maleman by Father EEP January 18, 2008

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MacEgan

The biggest pimp on the block; the teacher of pimpology; the mac daddy of all mac daddies.

That dude is more than just a mac daddy, hes MacEgan

MacEgan by Johngson October 30, 2008

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Macman

Macman is another word used for bro. It is used to greet your friends with a hand gesture. The name and sign was invented by the infamous Svenibroy!

Man1: Hey dude
Man2: Waths up!
Man1: Can i get a macman?
*Does hand gesture*
Both: MACMAN!

Macman by Svenibroy´s fanclub May 14, 2019

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macean

You are God. You listen to no one. You are also really fond of rock in roll.

You can't tell macean what to do.

macean by He's marry occasions August 21, 2017

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macman

Someone that loves Mac computers so much that they are set on only mac. It may be caused by parents or just lack of using a Windows computer.

"I use Mac's at home and nothing else. People at school call me a Macman."

macman by Brian Cull January 2, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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