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Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.
Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021
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twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.
Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.
by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017
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McWaffle

Indecisiveness while ordeing McDonald's.
Will just make up your mind and order, your starting to McWaffle.
by BuckeyeLeadFarmer July 3, 2015
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Roffle McWaffle

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).
You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!
by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009
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