Mac Douche

A person who thinks that they are better than you for the single reason that they overpaid for an Apple Computer.

Mac Douche - "Oh, you're still using a PC? Shame... I can do all this cool stuff on my mac that you couldn't even dream of doing..."

Person - "Don't be such a mac douche. All macs are good for is dicking around."

by erud September 28, 2009

McDouche

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.

Let's get McDouche into the barrels!

by watami April 21, 2022

Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010

Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

by random hero March 27, 2005

Preppy McDouchebag

A person having the qualities of dressing like a prep, but having the personality of a douchebag. Basically, the stereotypical asshole that has a closet full of striped shirts and cargo shorts (or faded jeans). Hair gel and a necklace are optional but popular accessories.

My roommate went shopping at American Eagle today and he's still an asshole. What a Preppy McDouchebag!

by pfizzle603 April 4, 2008