My homework 

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.

Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t

My homework by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

my dog ate my homework 

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

my dog ate my homework by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

i finished my homework 

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.

thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk

i finished my homework by i love hamilton :) May 27, 2018

I need to do my homework 

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

I need to do my homework by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

should i do my homework 

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.

Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

should i do my homework by Don’tAskForMyName October 23, 2019

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.

Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"

Doing my homework by Thatgaypieceofshit May 10, 2018